WEBSITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Our digital architects are hard at work!
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Why Isn't This Site Done Yet?
- The developer's cat knocked over their coffee onto the keyboard
- We're still waiting for the digital cement to dry
- Someone used tabs instead of spaces and now everything is broken
- Our code hamsters are tired and need a nap
- We accidentally set our progress bar to "geological time"
Site Completion Progress:
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Warning: Hard hats required beyond this point!
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We're doing our very best to make this website look less like it was designed during the dial-up era.
Coming "Soon" ™️
Estimated completion date:
Somewhere between tomorrow and the heat death of the universe